Matt Klane
spurn cast (2005-Present)
spurn writer (2006-Present)
Many would discredit his involvement, citing maverick actions and an almost ravenous desire to control the known world, conveniently forgetting his contribution to the arts of sanitation, aqueducts and public baths.
Public baths, or thermae, contained three main facilities for bathing. After undressing in the apodyterium or changing room, patrons would proceed to the tepidarium, whose main purpose was to promote sweating, where some oiled themselves or had slaves oil them.
You have most recently seen Matt as the face of Flatrate Moving and Onion Crunch mascot Little Nicky in their national campaigns. Matt has served as producer for Zephyer Rep and National Lampoon. Matt is a fully trained advanced actor-combatant with the SAFD. He holds a teaching license from New York State, and has taught undergraduate Stage Combat courses in three states. Matt is married, but served as producer at Wings, a gay theater where he was in such hits as "The Unfortunate Honeymoon of Tony and Steve". No one should read anything into this.
Matt is white.
